Oh. My. God.

I used to like Jim Carrey as a dramatic actor, and would actually give him the oscar in 1998.

The digits of 1998 add up to 27.

I had two slices of toast for breakfast.

27-2 = 25

I chewed a piece of gum for 3 hours last friday.

25+3=28

My favourite colour is blue. It has four letters.

28-4 = 24

My favourite ice cream flavour is pistachio. It has nine letters.

24-9 = 15

The date today is 05/03. The digits of this add up to eight.

15+8=23

Co-incidence? I think not. *Strokes imaginary beard*