Big Brother 8: One Week In

So a week ago today eleven girls went into the Big Brother 8 house, making it the first all-female Big Brother. However, on Friday their prayers for a man were answered as one bloke, former boyband singer Zach, entered to frenetic excitement. Here is a quick summary of every housemate, and what they have done so far:

Amanda - 18 Year Old student. One half of the first twins to be in Big Brother UK. Entered dressed as a 'beach babe' complete with lollipop. Excessive screaming and shrieking ensued but has since died down. Currently boring but thankfully no longer annoying.

Carole - 53 Year Old Youth worker and political activist. Entered to masses of cheers. Very no-nonsense and ballsy woman who'll say what she think. Excellent. So far has not disappointed.

Chanelle - 19 Year Old bank worker and student. Wants to be Victoria Beckham and I'm sure she isn't the only one. Also wouldn't mind being a WAG. So why isn't she detestable? Hmm.. maybe because she put Emily well and truly in her place yesterday.

Charley - 21 Year Old socialite. That's all we need to know thankyou very much. "I'm well the hottest"

Emily - 19 Year Old Tory waitress. Clearly thinks she's something special. She's also bossy and very selfish. Loved her saying Lesley was the 'least considerate' housemate.

Laura - 23 Year Old nanny. My initial favourite but seems to have been dragged down by the bitching and domestic catfights of the first week. I still think she's genuine though.

Lesley - 60 Year Old retired businesswoman. Very strange, and not at all likeable, but she stirs things up everywhere she goes. Her "Piggy at the table" jibe at Emily has to be the most hilarious moment of the series so far.

Nicky - 27 Year Old Accounts Executive. Was very boring up until yesterday's meeting. Seems like a practical woman, and one that gets on with most people. She's missing the fun factor though.

Sam - Other half of the twins. Meh.

Shabnam - 22 Year Old temp. Too confident. "I'm entertainment". And very annoying. Shouted at Tracey in the task because she thought herself more attractive.

Tracey - 36 Year Old cleaner. Completely intolerant to all the young wannabes but who can blame her? At least she has her feet on the ground. Her "Just don't talk to me" comment to Shabnam is completely understandable.

Ziggy - 26 Year Old broker and former boyband singer. He alone is representative of why I am attracted to men rather than women. Not that he's majorly attractive, but that he's so direct and honest which completely contrasts with most of the women.